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the future penis . 5 . march 19, 2018

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Legally, penises don't have to wear clothes, but a lot of them do. Shopping for them is depressing though. I don't understand why their outfits don't have the cute slogans you see on baby clothes, like "Mama's little peanut." I guess it's because pensises don't grow out of them.