Not long after that my penis passed away. He died peacefully. I think he had a good life. The doctors at the clinic told me he had contributed to over 1300 pregnancies during his life.
We had a small funeral. I always thought it was kind of weird to have a funeral for a penis but it was kind of nice I guess. I didn't bring my daughter. I didn't really think she would understand. They got along well, but she was still so young, she probably wouldn't remember him.